My phone rang as I was driving to Timothy and Tessa's yesterday. It was V, also driving to work, in the opposite direction.
Me: Hello love.
V: I know why you want to have kids so badly!
Me: ...why?
V: I was reading in the Parents magazine that came today* about kids asking questions moms may not know how to answer, and one was why boys have nipples. Apparently they form in the womb on every baby, and it's only the girls who have estrogen later that makes them turn into breasts.
Me: ...okay...
V: So, you must have lots of estrogen, since you're so tiny but your boobs are big!
Me: [laughing] So I want babies?
V: Yeah. Maternal instinct and all.
Me: I love you. Very much. Go to work.
I do, indeed, love my girlfriend. She makes me laugh.
*It was a $2 subscription deal. Don't judge me.
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