Dear the hundreds of idiotic motorcycle riders who zoom around here without helmets,
Obviously, you're not doing anything illegal (damn this state), but really. Are you stupid? Let's say screw your safety, since you clearly don't care about it, but please, please, please, think of the children.
I'm so tired of hearing, from the backseat of the van, "Why that guy not have his helmet on?" You see, I'm raising children who wear their helmet when they ride their bikes. You, on your big, noisy bike, should be even smarter. But no.
"Well, lovey, he just doesn't make good choices."
Damned if I know. Can you enlighten me, couple with their hair blowing in the 60mph wind?